Hey Vladimir, It's "The Donald" Here
“Hey Vladimir”, it’s “The Donald” here,
Remember that joke I told you about going on the stump?
Guess what “Vlady Baby”, you laughed and gaffed
Hey didn’t you say the sight of “The Donald” even made you chafe
Guess what oh “Valdy” I getting reading to use the White House bath
Who’s talking now about delivering the shaft?
I’m about to make folks paddle up river in a bottomless raft
Think I’ll be bigger than old President “Howard “Big Pockets” Taft”
Didn’t you say that losing money my biggest ass craft
Guess what “Valdy Baby”, “The Donald” is about to be charge of the military draft
Now you know “Valdy” that deserves one huge ass laugh
It’s you and I Putin, now we both can really start looting
Have all the billionaires rooting for Trump and Vladimir Putin
“Hey Vladimir”, it’s “The Donald” here
“VIady”, I need your help gotta make Miss Hillary yelp
You see there are these missing emails which will hopefully drive the nails
And knock Hilliary’s campaign for President off the rails
Them damn Dems are in Philly hoping like heck to make The Donald look silly
If you help me with finding them emails it’s gonna make that filly chilly
“Hey Vladimir”, it’s The Donald here
They talk about me committing treason
What in the hell this is presidential season
This sure isn’t America’s age of reason
Now you talking about “The Donald” and treason
Hell I got all these votes and I still don’t understand the reason
That “The Donald” took over this here presidential season
That very thought belies all clear thinking reason.
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