Nov. 2, 2016

Lady Luck Be The Lady Tonight, Oh Hell No!

Here's a great one you go to the casino the slot machine you are playing hits the jackpot for 43 million dollars.
 
Life altering, huge changes ahead, even with taxes I'm walking out of this Queens Casino 20 million dollars richer. Let the party start drinks for everyone. Hold it, hold it everyone...
 
Psych! Psych! Psych!
 
Here's a steak dinner for your troubles young lady but that machine malfunctioned and you know the rules. You snooze you lose and the HOUSE always WINS.