Dec. 25, 2016

Rudolph The Negro Reindeer

I’m coming after the other reindeer's and Santa as poor Rudolph has an awakening tonight
Rudolph Santa’s Negro Reindeer

Black Folks might know Dasher, and Dancer, and
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, and Cupid, and
Donder and Blitzen
But brothers and sisters with all your might
Guess and I betcha you will slight
The most mistreated reindeer of all
Rudolph, Santa’s Negro reindeer
They say he had this very shiny big-ass nose
and for those who saw it
would say that damn nose glowed.
All of those other high living reindeer
used to mimic him and call him out his name
Hell they never allow poor Rudolph
within their sight and you all know that’s not right
Mistreated without any might
Santa’s poor negro reindeer was quite a damn sight
took even Santa sometimes forget the fright
When that poor negro reindeer demanded his rights
Santa and the crew put up quite a fight
Because everyone knew negro reindeer's with shiny
big-ass noses had no damn rights.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
That damn Santa came to say, hey
Rudolph you negro reindeer with that big-ass nose so bright you goddammit are guiding my sleigh today.
Those other snooty reindeer shouted out
yeah dammit finally Rudolph you may go down in
Christmas history.
Well, something happened Rudolph snorted and
looked right then left
Rudolph’s negro antlers straighten
Hell No I won’t Go Tonight
For years mistreated and now Santa your boy Rudolph
is fixed up for a real fight.
It’s 2015 and dammit you will have none of my damn light.
So Rudolph Santa’s bad ass reindeer stopped all of Christmas on that very night.
Stuck in the barn with fog and no cold egg nog
Was an ungrateful Santa now seeking truth, not delight
Stepping on Rudolph had caused this plight
and as black folks, we all know that’s not right.
So on that foggy Christmas Eve
Santa’s came to say hey you dumb ass reindeer
why didn’t you consider this? Right?
And Rudolph now the Black Reindeer decided
Christmas’s plight and headed out of Santa’s town full of wonder and delight.

#blackreindeersmatter