The Easter Rabbit’s Down The Hole That Is Something To Behold
So we passed this Easter test
The link to between the Bunny and Jesus is put to rest
Let’s simply roll eggs and not be pressed
Linking the cross and the bunny you surely jest
Yet all this basket candy is getting hard to digest
This thought has to be gotten off my chest
For those chasing the Easter Bunny aren’t really blessed
Why not all of us join in this Easter Bunny fest
Did Jesus need the help of the bunny on his religious quest
I hear some preachers in the pulpit said the bunnies were even blessed
The Easter Bunny is more than a garden variety pest
You telling me the bunny’s me pagan why you so stressed
That’s like simply easter bunnies care only of carrying on incest
This whole Easter Bunny story won’t pass the sniff test
Is this why our communities are so damn depressed
Who started this Easter Bunny lie please, please confess
So the Easter Bunny is down the hole
All those stores have hit there goals
When do those single momma hit the poles
All of social media we can stop those trolls
All those Christian Easter Bunny images are a sight to behold
Using silly rabbits during Easter honestly to save our children's souls
In another year have no fear
This alignment will reappear
The merchandisers will certainly cheer
Jesus on the cross will shed a tear
Mothers will head to the store for easter bunny gear
This damn lie could have stayed on the frontier
Why in the hell did it have to premiere
The mental damage done is quite severe
You got kids buying bunnies hoping to see some dropped eggs
You see this ridiculous brainwashing is quite clear
When this happens certainly don’t cheer
We shouldn’t have babies shout and cheer
But instead, we run to that Easter cashier
Coming soon is that damn flying reindeer
The lying and games are now in high gear
Myself I’m in the corner drinking old-fashioned root beer
While the bunny’s down the hole
All our black churches with Easter’s incredible bankroll
While our poorest communities suffer inequalities toll
Guess what? Santa’s getting ready in the North Pole
Why do our communities have no economic self-control
Jesus and the Easter Bunny high on the flagpole
Damn why didn’t they decide to celebrate a mole
He could’ve at least dug his way to Seoul
At least we could’ve have eaten from that massive rice bowl
Instead, we send out minds into that money bunny’s sinkhole
And lose our heart and soul
So, Mr. Easter Rabbit we hope to permanently close your hole
Dammit isn’t that Santa’s now peeking out from the North Pole
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